Category: General
They Celebrated Her Baby – And Told Me To Get Lost.
THEY CELEBRATED HER BABY - AND TOLD ME TO GET LOST. The fork felt heavy…
Dead Weight – That’s What They Called Me.
DEAD WEIGHT - THAT’S WHAT THEY CALLED ME. The demand landed between the spaghetti and…
They Laughed At The Old Man On The Firing Range. Then The Sergeant Saw His Target.
THEY LAUGHED AT THE OLD MAN ON THE FIRING RANGE. THEN THE SERGEANT SAW HIS…
The “army Vet” Was A Perfect Shot. I Locked The Doors When I Saw How He Handled A Jam.
THE "ARMY VET" WAS A PERFECT SHOT. I LOCKED THE DOORS WHEN I SAW HOW…
Some Punks Laughed At The Old Veteran’s Shaky Hands. Then The Range Master Went White And Picked Up The Phone.
SOME PUNKS LAUGHED AT THE OLD VETERAN'S SHAKY HANDS. THEN THE RANGE MASTER WENT WHITE…
The Bikers Blocked The Soldier’s Hearse. The Widow Reached For Her Phone.
THE BIKERS BLOCKED THE SOLDIER'S HEARSE. THE WIDOW REACHED FOR HER PHONE. My husband, Alan,…
The Teenagers Mocked The Old Soldier’s Medals. Then The Men In Black Suits Arrived.
THE TEENAGERS MOCKED THE OLD SOLDIER'S MEDALS. THEN THE MEN IN BLACK SUITS ARRIVED. I…
The Developers Offered My Dad $50,000 For His Land. Then He Pulled Out The Old Jar.
THE DEVELOPERS OFFERED MY DAD $50,000 FOR HIS LAND. THEN HE PULLED OUT THE OLD…
The Farmer Said His Tractor Was Stuck In Mud. I Pulled Up A Grave.
THE FARMER SAID HIS TRACTOR WAS STUCK IN MUD. I PULLED UP A GRAVE. I…
A Lawyer Called My Dad A Poor Farmer. Then He Saw The Name On The Tractor.
A LAWYER CALLED MY DAD A POOR FARMER. THEN HE SAW THE NAME ON THE…
Ivory Pillar Root Mash
Moving away from the exotic and back to the grounding “winter” roots, we find the…