A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wanted more than a written report; he wanted video of his wife’s activities.
A week later, the detective returned with a video. They sat down together to watch it. Although the quality was less than professional, the man saw his wife meeting another man! He saw the two of them laughing in the park. He saw them enjoying themselves at an outdoor cafe.
He saw them dancing in a dimly lit nightclub. He saw the man and his wife participate in a dozen activities with utter glee. “I just can’t believe this,” the distraught husband said.
The detective said, “What’s not to believe? It’s right up there on the screen!” The husband replied, “I can’t believe that my wife could be so much fun!”
Here are 10 original funny jokes for you:
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
- I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough, so I kneaded a change.
- Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
- What’s a tree’s favorite dating app? Timber!
- Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
- I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
- How do you organize a space party? You “planet”!
- I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised!
I hope these jokes bring a smile to your face!