Drinking too much alcohol has no positive consequences. The truth is that most individuals get drunk and behave in surprising ways, and they don’t remember most of what they did while inebriated.

The following story is about a married man who was so inebriated that he had no recollection of the previous night’s events.

He awoke with a black eye and expected difficulty with his wife, but what transpired was the polar opposite. Why? Take a look at the full thing and decide for yourself.

After a night out drinking with the lads, Jack, a married man, wakes up with a massive hangover.

He has no recollection of how he got home from the party.

He thinks to himself, “Oh, damn,” and wonders if he done something wrong the night before.

Jack has to push himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees on the nightstand are a couple of aspirins and a glass of water.

Jack sits up and notices that his clothes are all spotless and pressed in front of him.

He takes the aspirins and then cringes when he looks in the bathroom mirror and finds a huge black eye glaring back at him.

Then he discovers a note written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick hanging on the corner of the mirror: “Dear husband, last night you came home intoxicated and created a great racket.”

But don’t be concerned! Breakfast is being prepared on the stove.

I got up early this morning to go grocery shopping for your favorite dinner tonight. Darling, I adore you!

Regards, Jillian”

He stumbles into the kitchen, where a delicious breakfast, a warm cup of coffee, and the morning newspaper are all waiting for him. His son is also eating at the table.

“Son?” Jack inquires. “How did last night go?”

The truth comes out.

“Well, you arrived home after three a.m., inebriated and out of your mind.” You shattered the coffee table when you fell over it, then puked in the hallway and got that black eye when you ran into the door.”

“So, why is your mother in such a good mood, and why is there breakfast on the table waiting for me?” he asks his kid, perplexed.

“Oh THAT!” his son exclaims. ‘Leave me alone, I’m married!’ you cried as Mom took you into the bedroom and tried to take your pants down. ‘I’m a married man!’

Jack was so relieved that he burst into tears!

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