Maria was a 19 year old Mexican maid who worked for a wealthy Californian couple. She wasn’t well paid, and one day she asked her boss for a pay increase.
Her boss was annoyed at this and asked, “Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?” Maria: “Well señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase… The first is that I iron better than you.” Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?”
Maria: “Your husband said so.” Wife: “Oh.” Maria: “The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.” Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?” Maria: “Your husband did.”
Wife: “Oh.” Maria: “My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.” Wife (really furious now): “Did my husband say that as well?” Maria: “No señora, the gardener did.” Wife: “So… how much do you want?”
Here are 10 original funny jokes for you:
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
- I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
- Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
- What do you call a fake noodle? An “impasta”!
- Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
- How do you organize a space party? You “planet”!
- What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!
- What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
I hope these bring a smile to your face!
