Sixteen Women

Little Johnny was attending his first wedding.

After the service, his curious cousin approached him with a question, โ€œHow many women can a man marry?โ€

Johnny, without missing a beat, confidently replied, โ€œSixteen.โ€

His cousin was taken aback by the quick response and had to ask, โ€œHow do you know that?โ€

With a smile, Johnny explained, โ€œItโ€™s simple. Just listen to what the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer.โ€