Too much alcohol consumption has no benefits. The reality is that most people become intoxicated, behave in unexpected ways, and don’t recall the majority of what they did.
The following tale concerns a married man who was so drunk that he was unable to recall what had happened the night before.
He expected trouble with his wife when he awakened with a black eye, but the exact reverse happened. Why? View the entire letter and make your own judgment.
Jack, a married man, awakens from a night of drinking with the guys with a severe hangover.
He can’t remember how he got home from the party.
Oh, damn, he thinks to himself, and he questions whether he did something wrong the previous evening.
When Jack finally manages to force himself to open his eyes, the first things he notices are a few aspirins and a glass of water on the nightstand.
When Jack gets to his feet, he sees that his clothes are neatly folded and clean.
After taking the aspirins, he looks in the bathroom mirror and is horrified to see a massive black eye staring back at him.
Then, on the corner of the mirror, he finds a message scribbled in red with tiny hearts and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: “Dear husband, last night you came home drunk and made a huge noise. But don’t worry! The stove is in the process of making breakfast. In order to buy the ingredients for your favorite dinner tonight, I got up early this morning. Dear, you are my favorite!”
The morning newspaper, a delectable breakfast, and a hot cup of coffee are all waiting for him when he stumbles into the kitchen. At the table, his son is likewise munching away.
Jack questions. ” What happened last night? ”
The truth is revealed.
“You broke the coffee table when you tumbled over it, puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door, so I guess you got home after three in the morning, drunk and out of your mind.”
“So tell me, why is your mother in such a good mood, and why is breakfast ready for me? “, he puzzles, turning to his son.
“Oh, that, you were yelling “Stop bothering me; I’m married!” when mom tried to take your pants down while you cried as she carried you into the bedroom. “I’m married,” you said.
Jack sobbed uncontrollably from relief.
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