Steve Martin, the multi-talented American actor, comedian, writer, and musician, is known for his incredible versatility in the entertainment industry. Born on August 14, 1945, in Waco, Texas, Martin has graced Hollywood with his presence in numerous productions. His charm and humor have captured the hearts of millions around the world. Let’s celebrate his birthday by diving into 15 of his funniest quotes that are sure to bring a smile to your face!

1. “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”

2. “You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.”

3. “I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.”

4. “I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.”

5. “I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too.”

6. “Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything.”

7. “I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life, but it turns out it was just the last day of my life.”

8. “It’s easy to be a humorist when you’ve got the whole government working for you.”

9. “I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.”

10. “I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.”

11. “Some people have a way with words, and other people… not have way.”

12. “I gave my cat a bath the other day. He just sat there. Kinda like you’re doing now.”

13. “I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.”

14. “I’ve heard that hard work never killed anyone, but I say why take the chance?”

15. “I like to put a ‘Do Not Disturb’ sign on my door, even if it’s not on a hotel.”

These quotes reflect Steve Martin’s unique wit and comedic genius. They remind us why he is celebrated as one of the funniest entertainers of our time. So, let’s raise a toast to Steve Martin on his birthday and enjoy the laughter he continues to bring into our lives!