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  The “Vascular Hearth”: Cinnamon & Clove “Artery Support” Night-Tea

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  The “Follicle Catalyst”: Clove & Rosemary “Density Infusion”

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  The “Follicle Architect”: Avocado Seed & Rosemary “Crown Resurrection” Shampoo

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  Place half an onion on your feet, and you’ll never need to spend money at the pharmacy again. (Did you know?)

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  The “Amygdalin Vault”: Dried Apricot Pits and the “Cyanogenic Sentinel”

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  My Son Locked Me In The Attic During His Dinner Party – Until His Boss Stood Up

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  They Threw My Grandma An 80th Birthday Party To Get Her House. She Gave Them Something Else.

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  The Quiet Tax

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  My Twin Turned 25 Under Fairy Lights While I Lay On My Kitchen Floor Struggling To Breathe, And The Call That Saved Me Came With A Lie I Never Saw Coming.

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  The Housewarming Gift

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  My Father Told Me To Get Out On My Birthday And Everyone Stayed Quiet, But That Same Night A Black Envelope On My Windshield Turned Me Into The Owner Of A Secret Island Castle He Can’t Touch

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  The Custodian’s Clause