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  Tomato Compress

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  The Hoa President Tore Down My Fence. Then The Surveyor Flagged Her Pool.

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  The Hoa President Towed The Old Man’s Truck. Then He Read The Name On The Town Deed.

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  Targeted Marble Roll

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  I Let The Shivering Boy Inside. He Didn’t Ask For Food. He Asked For The Wifi Password.

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  I Called Child Services On The Mom Next Door. Then I Saw What Her Daughter Was Doing At The Fence.

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  The Soldiers Laughed At The Grandma’s “shaky” Hands. Then She Cleared The Jam.

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  Sticky-Palm Percussion

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  The Army Guys Mocked The Old Man At The Firing Range. Then The Supervisor Read The Name On His Rifle.

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  Potato Thermal Press

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  The Tart Apple Cleanse

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  The Dean Mocked The Foster Kid’s Shoes. Then He Saw The Whiteboard.