People our age have seen and done far more than we have. To begin, they are wise, clever, and fun to be around. At least the majority of the time.
The following joke is sure to make you chuckle. It’s about a 90-year-old grandfather and his grandson, who gave him a visit he’ll never forget.
A man visited his 90-year-old grandfather, who lived in a distant rural area of the state.
Following his overnight stay, his grandfather prepared an egg and bacon lunch for him.
When he noticed what appeared to be a film on his plate, he asked, “Are these plates clean?”
“Go on and finish your meal,” his grandfather said, “those plates are as clean as cold water can get them.”
“Are you certain that these plates are clean?” As he eats the hamburgers his grandfather provided for lunch that day, he asks once more. He noticed microscopic particles along the edge of his plate, as well as what seemed to be dried egg yokes.
“I told you before; those dishes are as clean as cold water can make them,” the grandfather responds, without looking up from his hamburger. “Now, don’t bring it up again in discussion with me.”
Later that afternoon, he left for a neighboring town for dinner. “Grandfather, your dog won’t let me out,” he said as his grandfather’s dog snarled and blocked his path.
His granddad screamed, “Cold Water, Go Lay Down!” without looking away from the football game on TV.