One sunny day, a brave mother and father decided to take their 6-year-old son to a nude beach for some family fun. Little did they know that this outing would lead to some hilarious and innocent observations from their curious little boy.
As they strolled along the beach, the young boy couldn’t help but notice that some of the ladies had bosoms bigger than his mother’s. Puzzled, he turned to his mom and asked, “Mom, why do some ladies have bigger boobs than you?
” With a friendly smile, his mother replied, “Well, sweetheart, it’s just one of those things. Remember, the size of someone’s body parts doesn’t determine how smart they are!”
Satisfied with his mother’s explanation, the boy excitedly ran off to play in the ocean. But after a while, he came back to his mother with wide eyes. He whispered, “Mom, some of the men have bigger… you know…” He hesitated, searching for the right word. “Units!” he exclaimed.
Curious yet again, the boy wanted an explanation. His mother thought for a moment and replied with a mischievous grin, “Oh, honey, it’s just like I told you before. The size of someone’s… units… doesn’t say anything about how smart they are!”
Feeling content with this answer, the boy happily returned to the ocean to continue his playtime. However, he couldn’t resist coming back to his mother yet again.
This time, he couldn’t hold back his amusement as he whispered, “Mom, Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets!
” The little boy burst into laughter, clearly finding it amusing that his father could be fooled by someone’s appearance.