Three sisters were all getting married within a short time period.

Mum was a bit worried about how their life would get started and made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on their first impressions of marital status.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding.
The card said nothing but: โNescafeโ.
Puzzled at first Mum went to her kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar.
It said: โGreat from beginning to endโ. Mum blushed but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from the Maldives a week after the wedding and the card read: โRothmansโ.
Mum now knew to go straight to her husbandโs cigarettes to read from the pack: โSuper strong King Sizeโ.
She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter..
the third girl departed for her honeymoon in New Zealand.
Mum waited for a week, Nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. A month passed; still nothing.
A card finally arrived from Auckland on which was written with a shaky hand, โAir New Zealand โ.
Mum took out her latest travel magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst and finally found the ad for Air NZ.
โTen times a day, seven days a week, in all directions.โ



